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Oh, honey, lemme spill the tea—Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” style! Escort gig’s wild, ya know? I’m sittin here thinkin—gee, these gals n guys, they’re like fishies swimmin in the big ol’ ocean, tryna find their Nemo! Like, “Just keep swimmin,” right? That’s their motto, hustlin day n nite, dodgin creepy johns and nosy cops. I swear, some of em got stories crazier than a shark chasin Dory—didja know, back in the 50s, escorts in Vegas were sneakin into mob joints? Hidin in plain sight, dolled up, servin drinks—like, “I’m not a escort, I’m a *lady*!” Ha! Made me giggle, thinkin how they played it slick.

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After the chaos, I head to the nearby botanical gardens. Needed some chill time. Uppsala’s gardens are stunning, man. I’m walking through, and the flowers are blooming, bees buzzing. It’s peaceful. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. Then, I see this couple arguing. Like, come on, not in the gardens! But it’s Uppsala, so I guess it’s a thing.

Swedish police say 3 people are dead after a shooting in Uppsala