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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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First off, I had to rush to my first appointment at the Linköping Cathedral. Like, I’m talking sprinting down the street. I mean, who knew the cathedral would be so massive? It’s like, “Hey, look at me, I’m a historical landmark!” I was late, ofc. Typical me. I dashed in, and the vibe was all serene and holy, but I was like, “Can I just get a moment to breathe?”

Priest’s pre-release party for “Dark Pulse” at Linköping’s Centralbryggeriet, 17.5.2024