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About Malmo

So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, senators gettin’ freaky with slaves, callin’ it “therapy.” Ha! Therapy my ass—greed is good, and they knew it. Fast forward, I tried one in Bangkok once—lady had hands like a goddamn ninja, swear she unlocked my spine *and* my soul. Made me happy as hell, but pissed me off too—why ain’t this legal everywhere? Puritans, man, they fuck up everything. Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” slimey seaweed gel, slippery as shit—sounds weird, feels like heaven. Surprised me first time, thought I’d slide off the damn table!

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On the positive side, many visitors found the spa to be lovely with mentions of a relaxing ambiance and a nicely designed wellness area.

But then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” We all pile out onto the street, and it’s chaos. I’m standing there, watching the fire trucks zoom by on Strandvägen, and I’m just thinking, “This is NOT how I pictured my day.”

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