Allison Vaestervik Whore ❤️

About Gothenburg

So, I’m wonderin—whore’s got layers, right? Like, she’s out there, struttin, makin cash, but there’s gotta be more. Did ya know, back in the day, some whores were legit spies? True story—durin wars, they’d charm secrets outta soldiers. Blows my mind! Imagine whore whisperin sweet nothins, then bam—enemy plans spilled. Makes me happy thinkin she’s sly like that, but pissed too—why’s she gotta play so dirty?

Flytta till Västervik

After that mini-adventure, I head back to my shop on Österlånggatan. I’m feeling pretty good, right? But then, I see a bunch of tourists outside. They’re all snapping pics of the old wooden houses. I’m thinking, “Hey, I’m right here! Come buy some pastries!” But nope, they’re too busy Instagramming the view. I mean, I get it, Västervik is gorgeous, but c’mon!

Alexander Megos bouldering at Västervik in Sweden