Ellie Karlshamn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal—whore’s been around forever, right? Oldest job in the book! Back in Russia, they didn’t list it all proper-like in that classifier thingy, but in the 19th century, them Tsars had “yellow tickets” for gals in the trade. Had to carry ‘em like a dang ID—can you imagine? “Oh, excuse me, officer, lemme flash my whore card!” Pisses me off thinkin’ how they were shamed, but it tickles me too—bureaucracy even for that! Surprised me somethin’ fierce when I read that. Little fact for ya—keeps it real, don’t it?

"Bronze Girl Karlshamn"

Come join @saltypunch 's upcoming Classic Burlesque course starting in February, Karlshamn! LINK IN BIO There will be shimmying, shaking.

So, we head back to my place, and I’m trying to work on this report. Erik’s just chilling, scrolling through his phone. I’m stressed, and he’s like, “Dude, just breathe.” I’m like, “Easier said than done!”

The curious case of this Cold War map of Sweden found on a Soviet sub