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Alright, listen up, ya horny bastards—sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s like, everybody lies, right? Just like in *Spotlight*—secrets, dirty little cover-ups, only now it’s not priests, it’s Tinder profiles. You swipe, you match, you think, “Oh, jackpot!” Nah, pal, it’s a scam half the time. Catfish city. Some dude says he’s 6’2”, ripped, got a yacht—turns out he’s 5’7”, livin’ in his mom’s basement, and the closest he’s been to a boat is a kiddie pool. “The truth is out there,” like that *Spotlight* guy said, but good luck findin’ it in a bio full of crap.

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Then, I get a text from my sister. She’s in town, wants to grab dinner. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So I head over to Calle de la Amistad. We hit up this little taco joint. Best tacos in Alta (se), no cap. I’m chowing down, and she’s telling me about her new job. I’m happy for her, but also a bit jealous.

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