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Here’s the kicker—ya gotta be smart, y’all. Check them reviews online—yep, they got Yelp fer this crap! Lil tip from ol’ Larry: cash only, no traces, keep it quick. Git-R-Done! Ain’t no romance novel here—just business, like Carlos plottin his next move. Ever think bout how these gals got stories too? Makes ya wonder. Me, I’m ramblin now—prolly butchered 19 words already, but who gives a hoot?

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