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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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While I’m sipping my coffee, I see this group of tourists come in. They’re all excited, taking pics of everything. One of them asks me, “What’s the best thing to do in Gura-Humorului?” I’m like, “Well, you could start by not asking a local!” But then I tell them about the Humor Monastery and the painted churches. Gotta show some local pride, right?

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