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About Bucharest

Here’s the tea – findin’ a hooker ain’t rocket science. Back in the day, word was, sailors in old port towns’d just whistle twice – two short, sharp ones – and bam, ladies’d show. Little known fact, dahling! Nowadays, it’s all online, apps, shady ads – modern mess, ugh. Surprised me how easy it is, honestly. Too easy. Kinda creepy, like *White Ribbon* vibes – “What’s hidden will surface!” Secrets everywhere, makes my skin crawl.

Gura Humorului

Finally, I duck into a café to escape the rain. It’s cozy, and the barista is this super chill guy. I order a coffee, and he’s like, “You want it strong or weak?” I’m like, “Dude, I need it to slap me awake!” He laughs, and I’m feeling better already.

The perfect winter weekend: Bucovina’s magnificent painted monasteries