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Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I'm a vet, dig? But lemme rap ‘bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prossie! Groovy, right? Picture this: swingin’ ’60s vibes, Austin Powers style, shagadelic! I’m cruisin’, feelin’ fab, when bam—there’s this bird, all mysterious-like, on the strip. Reminds me of *Mulholland Drive*, ya dig? “What’s your name, darlin’?” I say, smooth as a cat. She’s givin’ me that “I’m two people” vibe—y’know, like Betty and Diane in the flick. Far out, man!

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I find a spot, finally, and plop down. I’m chillin’, soaking up the sun, when this kid runs by, kicking a ball. And guess where it lands? Right in my lap! I’m like, “Seriously, kid?” But he just grins and runs off. I can’t even be mad. It’s too cute.