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I drink, I know—she’s a cycle, see? Booms, busts, same ol’ dance. She’s ancient, too—started way back with them Dutch tradin’ tulips, fuckin’ flowers, mate! Overpriced petals, crashed it all—sounds like her, aye? Pure drama, gets me blood boilin’ sometimes, other times I laugh—silly sods chasin’ her skirts.

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs in. He’s like, “Mister, can I have a sausage?” I’m like, “Sure, kid. But you gotta do a dance for it!” He starts busting out these moves, and I’m dying. I give him the sausage, and he runs off like he just won the lottery.

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