Lauren Mem Martins Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

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It makes me wonder: Why do these men want independent women to be whores? Why do they have this fantasy that we are all out here sleeping with.

And then, outta nowhere, my phone starts buzzing like crazy. It’s like a scene from a movie. Calls from all over! People from Rua da Estação, Avenida da República, you name it. Everyone’s got a problem. One guy’s complaining about the traffic on the IC19. I’m like, “Dude, it’s Mem-Martins, what do you expect?”

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