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Still, brothels got quirks—ever hear bout the secret codes? Back in the day, red lanterns meant “open for biz”—subtle, sneaky, genius! Now it’s neon signs, all flashy—progress, I guess? Pfft, more like tacky! Oh, and—random thought—what’s with the velvet? Every brothel’s got that plushy crap—feels like a vampire’s wet dream!

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We get to the lady’s place, and wow, her fridge is a disaster. I mean, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong. There’s mold, expired stuff, you name it. I’m trying not to gag while Carlos is cracking jokes. “Hey, maybe it’s a new flavor of cheese!” Classic Carlos.