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Alright, so prostitute—yeah, the word’s a mess, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—as a vet, I deal with bitches all day, but this? This is next-level tail-chasin’. Everybody lies, right? That’s the gig with prostitutes—paws up, they’re sellin’ a fantasy, not the truth. Saw this one case, years back, swear it’s legit—client brings in a dog, says it’s “sick,” but I smell the perfume, see the glitter on its fur. Dude’s lyin’—Fido’s been hangin’ with a working girl! Laughed my ass off, but it pissed me off too—don’t drag the pup into your crap!

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First off, I’m rollin’ down Rua da Liberdade, right? And boom! Traffic jam. Like, seriously? In Cacem? I’m sittin’ there, just me and my thoughts. And trust me, my thoughts are wild. “Why’s everyone in such a rush?” I mean, it’s not like we’re in Lisbon or somethin’.

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