Sofia Baiao Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Pronunciation

1 lit. to lead the life of a whore but still want a monument put up to one's chastity (idiom) 2 fig. to have bad intentions but still want a good reputation 3 to want to have one's cake and eat it too.

As the day winds down, I’m feeling a mix of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised—like a rollercoaster. I grab dinner at this little spot on Rua do Comércio. The food is bomb, and I’m just enjoying the vibe. I think about how Baiao is this mix of old and new, tradition and chaos.

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