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So, you’re lookin’ for a hooker, right? Back in the day, you’d just stroll down some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops, hopin’ you don’t end up in a ditch. Now? It’s all digital, baby! Apps, websites, X posts—yeah, I said X! People out there droppin’ cryptic tweets like, “In town tonight, lookin’ for company.” Blows my mind! I’m over here sweatin’, thinkin’, “Is this a sting? Am I gonna get catfished by some dude named Carl?!” Certified Copy vibes, y’know? “Are you real or just a copy?” I’d ask that to a prostitute’s profile pic—half expectin’ it to wink back.

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After that, I’m feeling kinda good, you know? So, I stroll down Rua Augusta, checking out the street performers. There’s this dude juggling fire, and I’m like, “Bro, chill! You’re gonna set yourself on fire!” But he’s nailing it, and the crowd is hyped. I’m clapping, feeling all the good vibes.

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