Leah Parede Whore ❤️❤️

About Funchal

So, like, picture this — whore’s strutting, heels clacking, and I’m like, “Yass, queen, own it!” She’s got that edge, that “don’t mess with me” stare. Reminds me of Mia telling Connor, “You’re a liar, you’re a cheat!” — ugh, that scene tho, gave me chills! Whore’s got secrets too, betcha didn’t know she once crashed a duke’s party in 1800s London, true tea! Stole the show, left with his wig — iconic.

Vienna Tea Time

The first definition of whore in the dictionary is a prostitute or promiscuous woman: often a term of abuse. Other definition of whore is to be or act as a prostitute. Whore is also to have .

After my snack, I head to Rua 1º de Maio. I’m on a mission. Got a call about a rat infestation in some old building. I get there, and it’s a total dump. I mean, I’ve seen cleaner sewers! I’m gearing up, ready to face the rat army. But then, I hear this weird noise. Turns out, it’s just a bunch of pigeons having a party on the roof. Seriously, what’s with these birds?

Melissa HUMANA-PAREDES