Lauren Parede Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothel! *nasal twang* Hiiii, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—brothel’s like, wild, right? Total chaos, like that prison vibe in *A Prophet*. You got these gals, workin’ hard, dodgin’ creeps—reminds me of Malik, y’know, “I’m not one of them!” *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, the hustle’s real, dollface. Brothel’s this shady joint—smells like cheap perfume and desperation. Been around forever, too—didja know ancient Rome had ‘em legal? Called ‘em lupanars—fancy, huh? Makes me giggle, like, “Oh honey, so classy!”

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After my snack, I head to Rua 1º de Maio. I’m on a mission. Got a call about a rat infestation in some old building. I get there, and it’s a total dump. I mean, I’ve seen cleaner sewers! I’m gearing up, ready to face the rat army. But then, I hear this weird noise. Turns out, it’s just a bunch of pigeons having a party on the roof. Seriously, what’s with these birds?

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