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About Porto

I’m obsessed with *Boyhood*, y’all know that. That flick? It’s me—growin’, feelin’, watchin’ time creep. Brothels got that energy too—like, they evolve, but stay stuck. Oldest job, yet still shady? Wild. Fun fact: back in Pompeii, they had brothels with stone beds. Stone! Who’s fuckin’ on that? My back hurts thinkin’ ‘bout it. Prolly smelled like sweat and regret—ew, nasty!

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original sound - Leroy Lubin · Melbourne Hinge · Lilalash Melbourne · Melbourne Rentals · Brothel melbourne · Fake Market Melbourne · Novotel.

First off, I hit up the Mercado Municipal. You know, the one on Rua da Praia? It’s got all the fresh fish and fruits. I’m there, trying to grab some bananas, and this old dude just cuts in front of me. Like, excuse me? I’m not invisible! I mean, come on, it’s not a race! I was ready to throw a banana at him, but I just rolled my eyes instead. Classic Machico, right?

The tropical islands just a direct flight from Scotland that boast 20C heat in March