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So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Back in the day, like, the ‘70s – total “Inherent Vice” mood – it was all hush-hush but EVERYWHERE, doll! You’d stroll down some sketchy street, neon buzzin’, and bam, there’s a gal with a vibe sayin’, “What’s happenin’, man?” – straight outta the movie! I’d be like, “Sorta yes, sorta no,” all confused like Doc, tryna figure if she’s legit or some cop setup. Hella paranoid, right? Made me so mad once, this chick in platform boots ghosted me after I paid – ugh, I was screamin’, “Where’s the rest of it?!” like Doc yellin’ at Bigfoot in the flick.

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So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, Rua da República. I’m just vibin’, grabbin’ a coffee at this tiny café. The barista, this dude, he’s like a wizard with coffee. I mean, he made my cappuccino look like a work of art. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Miguel. He’s like, “Dude, meet me at the castle!”

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