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Spring Breakers tho—“Look at my shit!”—that’s the mood. Hella bravado, zero chill. Findin’ a prostitute’s got that same edge. You’re not just payin’ for the act, you’re buyin’ the story. The rush. The “I did that” flex. Pro tip: cash only, no Venmo trail—duh. Oh, and don’t be a simp—set terms upfront. Basic negotiation protocol.

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While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas Missing: Sabana Seca.

Finally, I get the cat down. Everyone cheers like I just won an Oscar. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a cat!” But deep down, I’m feeling like a hero. I mean, who doesn’t wanna be the cat savior of Sabana-Seca?

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