Lauren Ponce Whore ❤️

About Mayaguez

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ ‘bout this, ‘cos I’m a bloody bookmaker now, ain’t I? Whores, they’re like the bleedin’ seasons in that Kim Ki-duk flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring* – gorgeous, messed up, and round they go again! “The monk says, ‘lust awakens lust’” – ain’t that the truth? These birds, they’re out there, struttin’, shaggin’, takin’ yer dosh, and half the time you’re too pissed to care.

Definitions of 'ponce'

Someone who procures customers for whores (in England they call a pimp a ponce). · A man who is effeminate in his manner and fussy in the way he dresses.

After the performance, we head down Calle Cristina. It’s a beautiful street, but man, the traffic was insane. I’m stuck in this car, and I can feel my patience wearing thin. I’m thinking, “Why can’t people drive in a straight line?” I mean, it’s not rocket science!

Ponce De Leon, Zimnokh Advance to Singles Quarterfinals, Three Doubles Teams Advance at ITA Southern Regional Championships