Luna Pajaros Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and this one time – swear it’s true – I read bout this whore in Vegas who scammed a dude outta his whole paycheck with a fake sob story! Genius! I was like, “Dang, she’s got hustle!” Made me wanna high-five her thru the screen. Total baller move. I’d prolly suck at that, tho – I’d be all, “Please take my money, I love you!” Cringe, right? That’s me, tho – hopeless romantic with a side of awkward.

‘Crack Whore’, Yva las Vegass

Exactly what I needed! I wanted a fun pattern to cross stitch as a gift and this pattern was exactly as a cross stitch pattern should be.

First customer walks in. It’s old Mr. Rodriguez. This dude’s like 80 but thinks he’s still 20. He sits down, and I swear, he starts talkin’ about the “good ol’ days” when Pajaros was just a sleepy little town. I’m like, “Yeah, Mr. R, but you still gotta pay for your haircut!” He laughs, but I’m serious. I need my coffee money!

For Pajaro Valley district’s Area 2 seat, incumbent faces challenger who led recall bid against her