Megan Pajaros Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, picture this – a brothel, yeah? Calm, rhythmic narration of nature, innit, like David Attenborough chattin’ about wildebeests. Here I am, the Barber, sizin’ up this joint. Smells like cheap perfume and broken dreams, but there’s life here, pulsatin’, wild. “Just keep swimmin’,” I mutter, thinkin’ of Nemo – that lil’ fish lost in the big sea. These girls, they’re swimmin’ too, in a tank of their own, dodgin’ sharks in suits.

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Then, boom! The door swings open, and in walks this lady with a dog. Not just any dog—a tiny, yappy thing that looks like it’s had too much caffeine. It starts barkin’ like it’s auditioning for a role in a horror movie. I’m tryin’ to cut Luis’s hair, and this dog’s goin’ off like it’s the end of the world. I’m like, “Lady, control your beast!” But she just laughs. I’m over here, losing my mind.

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