Esme Catano Whore ❤️

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She’s a mess, tho – hair all tangled, lipstick smeared, smokin’ a cig like it’s her last. Kinda sad, kinda hot – I’m torn, man! Like, “This ain’t who I am,” she’d mutter, but she’s too deep in it. Whore’s a freakin’ tornado, spinnin’ through life, takin’ what she wants. I’d scoop her up for a Scooby Snack if she wasn’t so shady. Ha! Shaggy’d say she’s trouble – he ain’t wrong! What ya think, pal? She’s a riot, huh?

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But then, I’m munching on these empanadillas, and I see this lady arguing with a guy. Turns out, he parked his car on her spot. Classic Cataño drama! I’m just standing there, eating, thinking, “This is better than TV.”

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