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So, I’m thinkin’, “Ozzy, you mad bastard, what’s this then?” – find a prostitute ain’t just a walk in the park, nah. It’s dodgy as fuck – coppers round the corner, some geezer tryin’ to nick ya wallet, and the prossie’s like, “Oi, cash up front, love!” Made me proper angry, that – I ain’t no mug, yeah? But then, this one bird, she’s all sweet, smilin’ like she’s happy to see me. Surprised me, that did – thought they’d all be miserable sods.

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Around noon, I finally grab a bite. I hit up this spot on Calle 1. Best mofongo in town, no cap. I’m munching away, and my phone rings. It’s a report of a fight at the plaza. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.”

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