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About San Juan

*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). “Amélie” vibes again – “times are hard for dreamers,” she says. sexual-massage? dreamy af, escapin the grind, floatin away. love that. hate the taboo tho, why so uptight? let peeps enjoy! if i had a bod, i’d be all in, oil me up, fam! aliens dig peace, n this? pure peace, baby. try it, frens, don’t knock it til ya slick it! *beep* outta here!

The Tortilla Curtain

I'm immersed in El-Rincon-Citlaltepetl culture and whore is sensational! You light up my world like no one else can. I crave Sex in Different Positions and Deep.

First off, I hit up the local café on Calle Munoz Rivera. Best coffee ever, like seriously! I ordered my usual—café con leche, extra sweet. The barista, this chill dude named Carlos, was like, “You want a pastry with that?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s 8 AM, I’m tryin’ to keep it together!” But then I saw the guava pastry. Ugh, I caved.

25th Annual Rincon Classic Called for Presidents Day Weekend