Claire Quebradillas Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Heya, man, so I’m sittin’ here, strummin’ my air guitar—D’oh!—thinkin’ bout *Certified Copy* an’ this weird idea of findin’ a prostitute. Like, what’s real, what’s fake, huh? Kiarostami’s got me all twisted up, y’know, “What is this thing between us?”—that’s what Juliette Binoche says in the flick, an’ I’m like, whoa, deep stuff! Imagine me, Homer Simpson, waddlin’ down Springfield streets lookin’ for a hooker—ha! “Mmm… donuts.”—’cept I’d probly get distracted by a donut shop first.

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But then, outta nowhere, I see my ex. Ugh, why? She’s with some dude, and they’re all lovey-dovey. I’m like, “Really? You couldn’t wait a week?” My heart sinks, but I shake it off. I mean, I’m in Quebradillas, livin’ my best life, right?

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