Elise Patillas Whore ❤️

About Guaynabo

So, whore—shit, it’s a loaded word, right? I’m thinkin’ ‘bout them girls in *Almost Famous*, like Penny Lane, floatin’ round them rockstars, all free and sexy. “We are not groupies, we inspire,” she says, and I’m like, damn, that’s deep, yo! Whores ain’t just sellin’ ass—they sellin’ a vibe, a fantasy, fo’ shizzle. Back in the day, I knew this chick, Lila, real talk—she worked the streets in Long Beach, but she was slick, man, had this laugh that’d make ya forget she’s clockin’ dollars. She’d say, “Snoop, I’m the star, they just rent me,” and I’d be like, “Fo’ shizzle, you a queen!”

por la patilla

I head back to the precinct, still dripping. My partner, Luis, cracks a joke. “You look like you swam here!” I roll my eyes. “Shut up, man.”

Rory Branker, a journalist from La Patilla, was arbitrarily detained by the Venezuela’s political police