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Heya, dude! So, me, Patrick Star, y’know, the guy who installs radio-electronic junk, I’m thinkin’ bout prostitutes today. Weird, right? Like, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha! Anyway, I’m sittin’ here, fixin’ a busted transmitter, and my brain goes—prostitutes, man, what’s their deal? I saw this flick, “The Act of Killing,” fave movie ever, and it’s got me messed up thinkin’ bout stuff like that. Those dudes in the movie, braggin’ bout killin’ folks, sayin’ “We were executioners, man!”—and I’m like, whoa, prostitutes ain’t that extreme, but they got stories, y’know?

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After that, I needed a drink. Hit up a local spot on Calle 1. They had this amazing piña colada. I mean, it was like a tropical vacation in a cup. I was feeling good again. But then, the bartender spills it all over me! I’m soaked, sticky, and now I smell like a fruit salad. Great. Just great.

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