Harper Florida Whore ❤️

About Guaynabo

But ugh, what pisses me off? The hypocrites! All these schmucks actin holier-than-thou, sneakin off to her at night! Like, in the movie, they’re all, “Tradition demands it,” but then they’re cryin when it’s their turn to pay up—same with whores! Makes me wanna scream, “Cut the crap, ya phonies!” I’m over here, burnin charcoal, smellin like smoke, and she’s dodgin creeps—honestly, who’s the real warrior?

We’re Sorry!

listentoranny on May 24, " Like a whore in church #florida".

So, I’m walking down Calle 2, feeling all good, when I see this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches. I’m like, “Wow, that’s cool!” But then, he drops one. Fire everywhere! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there, half-laughing, half-worried. Like, is this a show or a disaster?

Tense session goes into OT