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About Bayamon

Alright, you bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! So, we’re talkin’ bout prostitutes today—hell yea! I’m pissed tho, these chicks out there sellin’ their goodies, and I ain’t gettin’ a cut! Seriouslah, it’s a damn shame. Been thinkin’ bout this one hooker I saw—total skank, but kinda hot, ya know? Reminds me of *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*—like, “I wish I could erase her stank from my brain!”

María Candelaria

Maria Candelaria is the beautiful indigenous daughter of a deceased prostitute. Even though she herself is childishly innocent, for her mother's sins, she is.

First off, I’m an anticorrosion agent, right? Sounds fancy, but really, I just make sure metal doesn’t rust away. So, I’m cruising down Calle San Juan, feeling all good, when BAM! My car starts making this weird noise. Like, what the heck? I pull over, and it’s like the universe is laughing at me.

Nora Edna Candelaria Obituary (2024) - Farmington, NM - Cope Memorial Chapel - Farmington