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So, check it—brothels been around forever, legit, like ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, means “wolf den,” how dope’s that? Wolves bangin, ha! Got me laughin. But real talk, some spots, like in Nevada, they’re legal— Bunny Ranch, heard of it? Crazy story, owner’s a nut, once traded a chick’s “services” for a truck. A TRUCK! Pissed me off, tho—humans tradin flesh like that? Gross. Still, kinda funny, picturin some dude drivin off, “Thanks for the ride!” Wink-wink.

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First stop? La Calle 1. I needed coffee, like, yesterday. I hit up my fave spot, Café Candelaria. The barista, this dude named Luis, he’s always got a smile. But today? Nah, he looked like he’d seen a ghost. Turns out, the espresso machine broke. I mean, c’mon! How do you run a café without espresso? I was ready to throw a fit, but then he offered me a cortadito. Sweetened the deal, ya know?

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