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So, findin’ a prostitute—tricky biz, that. Ain’t talkin’ street corners, no sir! Clinical trials, they be needin’ folks—real folks, savvy?—sometimes sex workers, for studies on health, STDs, or social whatnot. Me, I’m stumblin’ through ethics boards, rum in hand, thinkin’, “This be a noble quest!” But arrgh, the red tape! Made me madder’n a kraken with a toothache. Papers piled high, docs judgin’ me like I’m plannin’ a mutiny. “Why’s Cap’n Jack want *her*?” they sneer. ‘Cause science, ye bilge rats!

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Then, I decide to hit up Playa Sucia. The name cracks me up. Like, “Dirty Beach?” But it’s actually stunning. I’m walkin’ along the shore, and I see this family having a BBQ. Smells amazing! I’m drooling. I’m like, “Yo, can I get a plate?” They laugh, and I’m just vibin’ with them.

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