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Here’s a quirky thing, though—did ya know sex-dating’s got stats? Like, 40% of couples met online last year. Wild, right? I’m over here, neurotic as hell, wonderin’ if I’m in the 60% doomed to die alone with my VHS tapes. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But it’s stressful, man! You’re sellin’ yourself like a used car— “Low mileage, runs great, slight anxiety!”—and hopin’ someone bites. Sometimes it’s a thrill, though. Met this one gal—total Margot vibe, dark eyeliner, mysterious. We hooked up, and I’m thinkin’, “This is my ‘Where’s Papa?’ moment—found somethin’ good!” Didn’t last, but damn, it was electric.

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Then, I hit up the Plaza de Recreo. It’s always buzzing with life. There was a local band playin’, and I couldn’t resist. I joined in, dancin’ like nobody was watchin’. I mean, who cares, right? But then, I tripped over my own feet and landed right in front of this cute girl. Talk about embarrassing! But she just smiled and helped me up. I was like, “Smooth move, genius.”

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