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Now, picture this—me, ol’ Joe, sittin’ with ya, sippin’ coffee, talkin’ this out. I’d say, “Look, man, it’s a tough gig.” Them workers—some choose it, some don’t. Gets me mad, y’know? The pimps, the creeps—oooh, wanna shake ‘em up! But then—here’s the kicker—some gals, they’re laughin’, runnin’ the show. That surprises me, folks—gutsy as hell! Like Eilis sayin’, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll want to die,” but pushin’ through anyway—brothel gals got that fire too, sometimes.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re gonna take me out on that thing, right?” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m not a taxi service!” But she’s persistent. So, I’m like, “Fine, hop on.” She’s got this huge bag of snacks. I’m talkin’ chips, cookies, the whole deal. I’m like, “Are we goin’ for a picnic or what?”

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