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Lemme spill some tea—did ya know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Ancient Rome had these bathhouses, slippery fellas rubbin’ rich dudes down, callin’ it “healthcare.” Ha! Sneaky devils. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how they’d wink and say, “Just relax, pal.” Got me happy, imaginin’ togas floppin’ off mid-rub. But then—bam!—modern spas charge like 200 bucks for it now! Pisses me off, doc! Ain’t it just fancy touchin’? Greedy bums.

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But then, the lights flicker back on. Phew! I finish up, and the dude looks fresh. He’s happy, I’m happy. But then he drops a bomb. “Hey, can you do a design?” I’m like, “A design? In Wisła? You mean like a mountain range or something?” He wants a dragon. A freakin’ dragon! I’m like, “Dude, I’m a barber, not a tattoo artist!” But I give it a shot. It’s not perfect, but he loves it. I’m just glad I didn’t accidentally give him a chicken instead.

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