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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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I’m trying to keep it together, but then I get a call about a cat stuck in a tree on ul. Wrzesińska. I’m like, “Seriously? A cat?” But I can’t help but laugh. I send someone over, and I’m imagining this heroic rescue. Like, “Meow, I’m stuck! Save me!”

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