Bella Luban Whore ❤️❤️

About Warsaw

Quirky shit? She’d hum showtunes—badly—while waitin’ for clients. Once belted “Cabaret” so loud, a cop rolled up, thought she was drunk. Nope, just a whore with pipes! Exaggeratin’ for fun—I’d say she fucked half the city, but nah, she was picky, had standards, unlike my ex, ha! Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” seein’ her dodge creeps like a ninja—that’s the real story. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s survival, sass, and a middle finger to the world. Love that messy bitch, still do.

LUBAN HOJARI LARGE

So, I head out to ul. Główna, lookin’ for coffee. I need my fix, ya know? I hit up this little café called Kawa i Muzyka. Best coffee in town, hands down. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this cool chick named Ania, gives me a wink. I’m like, “Alright, maybe today’s lookin’ up!”

After unsuccessful IVF and multiple health issues, this US couple found unexpected happiness in Spain