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Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, machine milkin operator, talkin brothel now! Very nice! I see these place, full of sexy time, ladies walkin round, skirts short, boobs out – kazow! In my country, brothel like secret club, but here? Out in open, like goat market! I think, “This very strange, but I like!” Remind me of movie, *The White Ribbon*, yes? Dark, weird village vibes – “The truth is rarely pure!” Brothel got that too, shady stuff, but fun, yes?

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The combination of Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge and Anal Sex (depends on the size) is unbeatable. I'm a firm believer that life is what you make it.

So, I finally get to the pasture near the Vistula River. Beautiful spot, really. The river’s glistening, and I’m like, “Ahh, this is the life.” But then, outta nowhere, my sheep decide to play hide and seek. Seriously, they scatter like they’re in a race. I’m running after them, yelling, “Hey! Get back here!” I must’ve looked ridiculous.

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