Makayla Sandringham Whore ❤️

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So, check it—little known fact: “whore” pops up in old tax ledgers, medieval ones! Scribes’d write it shorthand for “wasted overhead revenue”—crazy, right? Accountants back then, sneaky bastards, hid brothel cash in church tithes! Great Scott, that’s ballsy! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’—man, I’d kill to audit those books. Got me all fired up, ‘cause cheatin’ the system like that? Genius! Pisses me off too—where’s MY loophole, huh?

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First off, I’m cruising down Sandringham Rd, thinking about my first appointment. Gotta meet this dude, Dave, at the café on the corner of New North Rd. I’m pumped, right? I pull up, and the café’s packed. Like, standing-room-only packed. I’m thinking, “Great, I’ll just grab a flat white and wait.” But nooo, the barista’s having a meltdown. Coffee everywhere! I’m talking full-on espresso explosion. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just coffee!” But he’s all frazzled, and I’m losing my patience.

Volodymyr Zelensky gets warm reception from King Charles at Sandringham