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Little known fact—horses sleep standin’ up, ain’t that wild? Caught Bessie dozin’ once, swayin’ like she’s drunker’n Cooter Brown. Nearly pissed myself laughin’—thought she’d tip over! But nah, she’s tougher’n a two-dollar steak. Used to get riled up when folks neglected ‘em—saw a skinny mare once, ribs pokin’ out, made me wanna holler, “You gonna die, you sumbitch!” like Col. Landa. Ain’t right, y’all, horses deserve better’n that.

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First off, I hit up Tutanekai Street. You know, the main drag? It’s always buzzing. I grab my flat white from this little café called Capers. Best coffee in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ it, feelin’ all good, when I see this dude, like, totally lose it over a parking spot. I mean, c’mon, it’s Rotorua, not New York! Chill, bro!

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