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About Napier

Found out some prostitutes got secret lives, man. This one chick, she’s a painter by day—*“A great artist!”*—like Remy’s chef vibes, but with glitter and fishnets. Blew my mind! Thought she’d be all shady, but nah, she’s chill, tellin’ me stories ‘bout johns who cry after. Sad, but kinda funny—imagine a dude blubberin’ while I’m floatin’ there, tentacles wigglin’. *“Not everything is a competition!”* I yell in my head, but damn, humans are dramatic.

My property

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First off, I’m running late for a meeting at the Ngaio Town Centre. I’m talking full-on panic mode. I grab my coffee from the local café, The Ngaio Pantry. They make the best flat whites, but today? They totally messed it up. I mean, how do you screw up a flat white? I’m standing there, fuming, while the barista’s like, “Sorry, mate!” I’m like, “Yeah, well, I’m sorry too, but I need caffeine!”

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