Lauren Ngaio Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Hastings

Oi mate, so I’m a Kvasnik, yeah? Means I fix stuff, stumble about, mumble like a twit—perfect for sniffin’ out a prossie, right? So I’m thinkin’, find a prostitute, no biggie—bit like huntin’ for fauns in “Pan’s Labyrinth,” innit? That flick’s my fave—dark, twisty, Guillermo’s a bloody genius! Anyhow, I’m toddlin’ down this dodgy street, all clumsy-like, trippin’ over me own feet—WHOOPS!—nearly faceplant into some bloke’s kebab. “Careful, amigo,” I mutter, wavin’ me arms like a nutter. Streets all grim, shadows dancin’—reminds me of that creepy Pale Man, eyes in ‘is hands, yeah?

Policy and law

Sex workers are certified by local authority, swears an affidavit, pays a fee to police and magistrate issues a certificate. What other laws are used disproportionately against sex .

By the end of the day, I’m exhausted. I head home, and I can’t help but laugh at the madness of it all. Ngaio’s a wild ride, man. One minute you’re sipping coffee, the next you’re dodging buses and dealing with funding crises.

Home Brew - Ngaio Marsh Theatre, Christchurch - Sat, 13 April 2024