Taylor Mangere Whore ❤️❤️

About Wellington

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

HD: SCHIZOPHRENIAC: THE WHORE MANGLER

Whoremonger definition: A man who habitually consorts with or pays for the services of prostitutes.

But then, just as I’m basking in the joy, the angry lady from earlier storms back in. “You think you can just propose in here?!” she yells. I’m like, “Whoa, lady, chill! It’s a celebration!” But she’s not having it. She starts throwing her drink, and I’m dodging like I’m in the Olympics.

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