Paisley Howick Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Auckland

Lemme tell ya, she’s a real trip. Got this vibe - sassy, loud, kinda smells like cheap perfume and regret. Heard she once conned a dude outta his whole paycheck, swear on my Scooby Snacks! Little known fact: back in ‘98, she crashed some rich guy’s yacht party - butt naked! - screamin “No face, no rules!” like that creepy mask dude. Hilarious, right? Got her ass tossed overboard, tho - splash! Made me laugh so hard I choked on my kibble.

'Place of the Tall One'

While I’m working on those relics, I hear a commotion outside. I peek out, and there’s a bunch of kids playing rugby on the street. I mean, c’mon, it’s Cook Street, not a bloody field! I’m half tempted to run out and yell, “Hey, this ain’t the All Blacks practice!” But then I remember I was a kid once too. So, I just shake my head and get back to the shoes.

UNISS: Netball Prems v Howick College: 5 September,2024.