Paisley Dunedin Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya ‘bout this one whore—met her down in Austin, back when I was governorin’. She was a firecracker, called herself Ruby—red hair, legs fer days, probly coulda kicked my ass! Worked the streets near the capitol—little known fact, them gals used to signal clients with a wink an’ a lantern flash! Ain’t that wild? Got me thinkin’, “There is an unnatural strength in her!”—like in the movie, y’know? She was tough, but lordy, the life she lived—pissed me off how folks treated her like dirt. I wanted to holler, “Y’all quit judgin’ her, she’s human!”

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After that, I’m starving. I hit up a food truck on Castle St. Best fish and chips ever! I’m chowing down, and this seagull swoops in and tries to steal my food. I’m like, “Dude, back off!” But it’s relentless. I’m fighting off this bird like it’s a scene from a movie. I finally scare it away, but not before losing half my chips. Ugh!

A Dunedin teen's been caught allegedly driving his new Mustang more than 100 kilometres over the speed limit