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About Palmerston North

So, here’s the deal—brothels ain’t just sex dens. Nah, they’re history’s dirty lil’ secret. Back in Pompeii, they had these joints with stone beds—stone, mate! Imagine the backache! Found a graffiti there once, “Hic ego puellas multas futui”—that’s “I banged lotsa girls here” in fancy talk. Cracked me up, thinkin’ some randy sod scratched that while waitin’ his turn. History’s full of that—little known shite nobody cares to teach.

Residents of a block of flats in Barcelona's Eixample denounce the noise and nuisance it generates

Finally made it back, drenched but alive. I parked my boat and headed to the local pub on the corner of Wairau Rd. Needed a drink after that chaos. I ordered a cold one and plopped down at the bar. The bartender, this chick named Lucy, she’s a legend. She says, “You look like you’ve been through a storm!” I just laughed and said, “You have no idea.”

Better spill notification next time