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So, here’s the deal—ya lay there, some stranger’s paws all over ya, slippin’ into spots they shouldn’t. Little known fact: back in the ‘70s, these “massage parlors” were fronts for hookers. Cops busted ‘em left and right—true story. Now it’s all “legit,” they say, but I ain’t buyin’ it. Makes me mad as hell—people payin’ good money for this nonsense when they could chop wood and feel alive. I tried it once, alright? Once! Lady had hands like a damn octopus, slidin’ everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “This is how dignity dies.” Felt happy for a sec—sure, I’ll admit it—‘til I realized I’d rather be eatin’ bacon alone in the woods.

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this kid on a bike. He’s zooming down the footpath, and I’m thinkin’, “Dude, slow down!” But nah, he’s got no brakes. He swerves, nearly takes out a mailbox on Wigram Rd. I’m laughing, but also kinda worried. Kids these days, right?

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