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Yo, what’s good, fam? So, findin’ a prostitute—wild shit, right? I’m out here, Eric Andre style, chaotic as fuck, screamin’ “Laissez les bons temps rouler!” like Amélie’s pops with his gnome. Picture this: me, stumblin’ thru the streets, lookin’ for that paid love vibe—absurdity’s my fuel, yo! I’m thinkin’, why’s this so damn tricky? Like, Amélie’s got her quirky lil missions, helpin’ folks, and I’m over here tryna dodge sketchy pimps and fake-ass ads.

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First off, I head down to my shop on Wairakei Road. It’s a cozy little place, you know? Got my tools all lined up, leather scraps everywhere, and the smell of polish in the air. I love it. But then, boom! My mate, Dave, strolls in. He’s all like, “Bro, you gotta help me out!” Turns out, he’s got a wedding to go to, and his shoes? Total wreck. I mean, c’mon, who lets their shoes get that bad?

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